You know you're obsessed (and possessed) by Woozworld when...

10. You wear a color code in real life and claim you are the original person to wear these colors. When people wonder what’s up with you, you tell them you invented these colors. And the whole rainbow.

9. You’ve involved yourself in more Woozworld drama than all the famous Woozens combined.

8. You want to be an animator so bad that you decide to marry someone with the last name Wooz when you’re old enough to marry.

7.You post all those silly chain letters on WoozIn wallz because you actually think they get you free beex. In fact, you even make up some chain letters.

6. You make bets with rare items. Example: "I bet you an esqueleta hair that you can’t beat me at revenge!"

5. You ask your parents for money to buy Woozworld items. If they don’t agree, you ask your grandparents.

4. You get so desperate for rares that you start to ask new woozens if THEY have rares.

3. Your friend tells you they lost connection in an Eventz unit and you look at them like someone just died.

2. You lose connection in an Eventz unit and you just died.

1. You just realized that you have so many more important things to do and you're probably procrastinating on them. You just love to waste precious miliseconds of time on the Woozworld Disbelief blog!!!

From the addicted FastWifiForever

Is max scared, of kissing jenny?

Do you think max is scared of kissing jenny?, Well I think so because He tried everything BUT try to kiss her... do you think hes in LOVE with someone? or is it that hes to nervous because he just dumped her for a cactus garden us woozens need to find out, but we sent him things he should do why wont he take out advice? Is he getting stubborn? Well find out if you stay tuned to this blog!

ZackWooz? Nice?

So this is FastWifiForever with the newest update. Remember Kount Von Klokz? Zeena's ex-fiancé? His inactivity has come to an end. While it didn't show up in Woozband posts or Hot Topicz, it seems like he has a soft spot and still cares about Jenny. What the heck? I actually thought he had something to do with putting her in a sleep spell! It he did post this message on Jenny's Wallz.

The first thing I noticed was his new hair and face. Why does he look beat up? He looks more evil than before. But then again, everyone in Woozband got a face change so I guess it's finally his turn to get one. Next thing I noticed was his name change. Despite the devious face, his name went back to the simple "ZackWooz". Could he have been nicer since his inactivity? In 2012, he pulled a "nice trick" where he and Zeena pretended to be nice people but were still evil. Could he be doing this same thing again? Now that he's not with Zeena, he could be truly nice now. One things for sure, he's in love with Jenny. What if he kisses her before Max does?!

From your mystified blogger,
FastWifiForever

Sleeping……Zeena? Probably not.

Hi hi, it's Wifi, FastWifiForever! We all know that JennyWooz is unconscious and hasn't woken up. As someone who has problems getting back to sleep, I'm jealous. I wanna have a nice snooze!

Lily has asked us if we think we know what happened to her. Jay based the VIP freestyle contest on Jenny. The possible way to wake up Jenny is to get a true love to kiss her, preferably MaxWooz. One strange-but-popular theory is that it's ZeenaWooz in the casket with a Jenny disguise trying to eventually get a kiss from Max. In which I commented this:

Seriously, I'm not seeing much backup proof but who knows? If it's true, will Max and Zeena marry? Will Max find out the trick? Why hasn't any official Woozband talked about this possibility? I'm thinking it's because it's a false theory. I'm still doubting this and I think it really is Jenny and not Zeena. After all, why else would Jenny not make posts about where she is? But for the people who believe the Zeena theory, do try this at home:

So the main purpose of this post is to add to the Sleeping Jenny plot and tell you what I really think of that Zeena theory, not to duplicate the other three posts. So Jenny will have to WAKE UP…and I'll have to go to sleep.

Good night, FastWifiForever

Is Jenny the new Snow White?

Hello Disbelievers! As most of you know by now Jenny has been found in the Central Plaza In a deep sleep. And I have spent the days asking fellow Woozen's what they think happened to Jenny. 

Sapphire1935:   "Well I definitely think that is is a follow up from Jenny and Max's breakup.. We haven't seen Zeena in a while so maybe Zeena had something to do with it"?

prettybossxx:   "I think Max made her eat a poison apple, she was getting on his nerves.. all the cupcakes and kittens was to much for him to handel."

ilovesherbert:  "i think its a knock off of snow white zeena gave jenny a poisin oatmeal cookie, and she wont wake up without a true loves kiss."

What do you think happend to Jenny? Was she Poisned by Zeena? Was she Tricked by Max? Stay tuned Disbelievers we will keep you updated! 

                               

Mondays, sigh

     Hey guys, I just got back from Kentucky. Before anyone asks (thinks), no, I didn't eat Kentucky fried chicken.  Anyways, as previously stated by Catty there is chests all around Woozworld. The chests give you 50 beex, and 2 wooz. Here are where the chests are (In order from 1-2-3)

~What the Wooz?!

~Romantic Park

~Romance at Sea

~Romantic Venice

~Romance Cafe

~WZW Help Center

~Asteroid

~Ballroom

~Park

~Ruins

    I find it funny how Ruins is the place where the last chest is. Death, ruins, get it? Okay, I'm evil. Anyways, new product in Shopz! Frames, is it with a Z? Back to Frame(z/s), now girls who take selfies 24/7, can show people how fabulous they look. Or, just show pictures of their homies, maybe just memorable events. I used mine to show my homies, Ot and Juan.  

    As two other posts also stated, Jenny is trying to be snow white. I just read the Grimm version of Snow White yesterday online, it must be fate. Like Wifi said, cafes are booming. So now I have my personal online Starbucks. Woot, woot. Perfect for posting ;)

Mocha Cafe